How To Do Everything Last Minute: A Novel by me that I am going to write later
Going on Omegle as Jay Gatsby was the best awful idea I’ve had in a while.
- Parents: What foreign language class are you taking this year?
- Me: Math.
According to the animators for Flynn, he’s meant to be 26 years old, thus making him 8 years older than Rapunzel, who is 18 in the film - the largest age gap between any other Disney couple.
Kida’s 8,800-ish with Milo’s 32, that’s… an 8,768 year age gap?
Can we just appreciate that Milo’s reaction is basically how tumblr girls feel about the men they stalk?
I CAN’T EVEN DENY IT OH MY GOD
- Friend: What's the difference between ships and otps?
- Me: Ships make you smile and sigh and get a little teary-eyed maybe. Otps make you claw your own face off and sob.
(Source: sarahwalker)
i wrote a poem
whoa
I almost scrolled past this but it’s actually really fucking deep…
(Source: youknownothingjonsnohohoh)
ladies. be careful when u wear spaghetti straps. it might distract the boys. they’ll start thinking of spaghetti. they will get hungry. they will stop at nothing to get their spaghetti.
*looks in the mirror*
what the fuck is that
some highlights ok ill stop talking about it now it was just so funny omg
A minute of silence for all the good books with bad movie adaptions.
A minute of silence for all the bad books that are getting movie adaptations.
A minute of silence for books with the movie adaptation on the front cover
A minute of silence for The Last Airbender
ten minutes of silence for The Last Airbender
Two hours of stunned horrified silence for The Last Airbender.
(Source: theboysofwinterfell)
